As Isaac and the girls are discussing whether we should allow him to get a hand-buzzer to pull pranks on friends, they started to recall how very often his Whoopie cushion showed up back when he had it. Then it was remembered that Dad popped it once when it was stashed in the car seat to surprise him. So Isaac says, perfectly seriously,
"That was the most depressing thing I've ever seen".
We're only now picking ourselves up off the floor... How quickly they grow.