Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I Wonder Who Opens the Mail...?
So today is March 31st, this year also known as "Red Envelope Day". (I have no idea why this is all underlined by the way... make it stop!) Anyway, my envelopes are waiting out in the mailbox to be taken away by my friendly neighborhood mail delivery person and sent to the White House.
Who opens the President's mail? Will he even be awaer that these empty red envelopes are being sent by the truckload to his door? Or will he consider this a terroristic act somehow...? Will the media pick up on this? What will Katie Couric say? Should an investigative reporter be sent to the scene to uncover the conspiracy of hate aimed at the President? Should the First Family be whisked away into protective custody in an undisclosed location until the crisis passes?
Will anyone in the White House take pause and consider the message being sent; that millions of innocents have been mercilessly slaughtered in the name of convenience.
One can only hope...